If your wife isn't speaking to you, do you still get dinner?

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  1. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    :jj: I'm new to this type of behavior, should I hit the Wendy's on the way home?
     
  2. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    What did you do to piss her off?
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Depends. How big is she and would she use her weight to destroy you?
     
  4. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you married a woman so she would cook for you :jj:
     
  5. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Did she tell you that she's not speaking to you?
     
  6. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    Whoa!! How do you know the question shouldn't be what did she do to piss me off?
     
  7. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    less talky more cooky mk
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Bitch slap her when you get home :coffee:
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sd::tadah::sd:
     
  10. Slippy

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    It's a given.

    Now fess up. :cmon:
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    get a double, some fries, and a frosty
     
  12. Habit Forming

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    Just be a damn man and ask her straight up what's happening with dinner.
    If she ignores you or gives you lip about her not wanting to cook, just get dressed and carry your ass to Wendy's.


    But here's the secret. You must remain calm as a cucumber and go to Wendy's. Bring back your food along with something for her as well.

    You: "I know you didn't want to cook. So I brought you a meal."

    That shit right there will throw her the fuck off because she's expecting you to act a damn fool.
    By you staying calm and level-headed and considerate despite her acting like a damn child, she'll realize that you're the goddamn NIP! (Nga In Power)
    She'll bow down to your ass like your name was Zod, nga.
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Fuck her in the butt. It is your only means of escape.
     
  15. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I love eating Wendy's fries dipped in a Frosty. That is so yum.
     
  16. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Um, ya cause I cook.
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Sounds like an experienced man :golfclap:
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    call her now and ask her to go out for dinner with you
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I was going to say he should bring dinner home as well, but that could lead to the "I spent all afternoon making dinner, fuck you" fight
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

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    Shoot her in the face.