Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dave, Aug 8, 2013.
I'm new to this type of behavior, should I hit the Wendy's on the way home?
What did you do to piss her off?
Depends. How big is she and would she use her weight to destroy you?
you married a woman so she would cook for you
Did she tell you that she's not speaking to you?
Whoa!! How do you know the question shouldn't be what did she do to piss me off?
less talky more cooky mk
Bitch slap her when you get home
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a given.
Now fess up.
get a double, some fries, and a frosty
Just be a damn man and ask her straight up what's happening with dinner.
If she ignores you or gives you lip about her not wanting to cook, just get dressed and carry your ass to Wendy's.
But here's the secret. You must remain calm as a cucumber and go to Wendy's. Bring back your food along with something for her as well.
You: "I know you didn't want to cook. So I brought you a meal."
That shit right there will throw her the fuck off because she's expecting you to act a damn fool.
By you staying calm and level-headed and considerate despite her acting like a damn child, she'll realize that you're the goddamn NIP! (Nga In Power)
She'll bow down to your ass like your name was Zod, nga.
Fuck her in the butt. It is your only means of escape.
I love eating Wendy's fries dipped in a Frosty. That is so yum.
Um, ya cause I cook.
Sounds like an experienced man
call her now and ask her to go out for dinner with you
I was going to say he should bring dinner home as well, but that could lead to the "I spent all afternoon making dinner, fuck you" fight
Shoot her in the face.