If you're going to date a single mom make sure she's a shitty mother.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Because if she's a good mother you're never getting laid. :grad:
     
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    I'll keep that in mind.

    Thanks, man.
     
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    You're very welcome, Theodore.
     
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    I can't decide which single mother that fucked Chriza I should tag.
     
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    Maybe I'm doing it wrong and I should be playing video games with the kid and taking him to Disneyland. :dontknow:
     
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    Unless you're planning on moving in the kid should never lay eyes on you.
     
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    Thank you!!!! Tell her that. :fil:
     
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    Tell me which single mom I should tag and I will.
     
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    Sorry, I don't really keep tabs on Shed chicks who aren't planning to come to CA for sex and blowjobs. :dontknow:
     
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    Can a slut be a good mother?
     
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    She can either be a shitty slut and a good mom or shitty mom and good slut.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Ted, I'm going to post a few sentences from a discussion about paying cash for parking at a sporting event. Tell me what you can decipher from the sentences.


    "They have signs up directing people with parking passes to the stadium parking lots and people with cash the other way. Plus there are people asking if you have a pass as you get close to the lots."
     
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    I'm going to the Chargers game Sunday and I'm taking the train to the stadium. I don't feel like getting lost and ending up in the wrong neighborhood.
     
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    Not following, so far.
     
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    I'm having a discussion about whether you can pay cash or whether you must have a parking pass to park in stadium parking. Those sentences were my response. From my response what do you think is required to park in stadium parking?
     
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    A parking pass.

    Why?

    Somebody thinks they can talk their way into the stadium parking with cash?
     
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    No, this is how the chick responded.

    "Buuuuttttt, they WILL NOT be taking any CASH...I received notification, and had a conversation with my rep who advised the parking is SOLD OUT!!! This is new for The 2016 Season."



    Didn't I just fucking say that? :fil:
     
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    Does this bitch eat paint chips or something?
     
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    I'll bet she likes to show everybody how smart she is.