If you're homeless, where are you supposed to jerk off?

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  1. Shithead

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    Chronic masturbating homeless man in Oregon gets trapped inside portable restroom after fellow homeless tip it over
    BY David Harding
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Saturday, June 6, 2015, 10:07 AM

    This is one story without a happy ending.

    A homeless man who continually masturbated in a portable restroom with the door open finally learned out the hard way that his actions were not appreciated, reports KATU.com.

    His homeless compatriots in Portland, Oregon, decided to teach him a lesson and tip the toilet over while he once again carried out another act of self-pleasure.

    The 48-year-old was left covered in feces and had to be rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue Crews.

    At least he was not arrested.

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    A homeless man in Portland, Oregon, had port-o-potty tipped over after flashing people while masturbating publicly.
    "Physically, he's fine but he had a crappy day," Portland Police's Willie Halliburton told KATU.

    Those living on the streets with the man had constantly pleaded with him to stop his habit.

    On Thursday their patience snapped as he once again sought to pleasure himself.

    The port-o-let was pushed over onto its side, reports KOIN.

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    The man's fellow homeless were tired of his constant self-pleasuring, so they decided to teach him a lesson by pushing the port-o-let over onto its door, trapping him inside.
    It fell face down onto its door side, meaning Fire and Rescue were called.

    There is no word on how the man occupied his time while he waited for the emergency services.

    "(He) was flashing us over and over again and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't," a homeless woman told KATU.

    Those who tipped the toilet over left on it, which read: "That's what happens 4 showing your (expletive)," reported KATU.
     
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    Left covered in feces. :bug:
     
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    Reading room of the San Francisco Public Library. Duh.
     
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    Walking through the Tenderloin to work was like that :snicker:
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    In front of children at the school bus stop.
     
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    :gflash:
     
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    Willie Halliburton for Emperor of Oregon.
     
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    They pushed it over onto the door. That's when you know they aren't playing around. Enough was enough. Looks like they rolled it to get him out. Tastes like Hepatitis.
     
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    Officer Willie Halliburton? Sounds like Officer Jackie Martling to me.
     
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    How strange that a crazy homeless person couldn't behave
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    That's one way to get a roof over your head.
     
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    Those homeless fuckers love jerking it in plain sight.

    A female friend of mine has been hotel hopping for a few
    months while her apartment's being renovated.

    She already caught 2 black homeless dudes yanking
    on their dicks in public.

    She had one of them sent to jail 'cos he was directing
    his jerk right at her, talking about, "you like that, huh?!"

    :facepalm:
     
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    Youre supposed to wait until you see Beth. Then all control is lost.
     
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    Behind my business (the same place they always leave their bum turds and vomit)
     
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    Everywhere they want.

    It's one of the only perks of being homeless.
     
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    If I was homeless, the last thing I'd be thinking about is jerking off.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Oh that's so funny! I lived there for years. A beautiful library ruined by the scum of the earth. People yelling at themselves in the mirrors, shitting on the floor when a toilet is 60" away, computers being used for porn for all the world to see. Such a potentially beautiful city destroyed.
     
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    I have no choice but to piss in a Port-a-Potty on occasion at my son's soccer games, doesn't really get the wood going. That dude needs some serious help.
     
  20. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    The library or Planet Fitness
     
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