If you're in a cult and wrote Mike poems

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  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he'd appreciate them, he has a cold and his asshole burns. He needs some cheering up.
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Hey fat mike
    why are you so fat?
    Big fat mike
     
  3. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Mike sorry your blue
    and feeling so sick,
    to help cheer you up
    oderus with gladly suck your dick
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    roses are red
    violets are shit
    teeney's not funny
    not one goddamn bit
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Mike you are fat and gay
    and gay and fat
    you eat alot of food
    and are a blob
    and u stink at your job
    i hope you shit your pants
    all day long
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :cheer:
     
  7. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Fat fat fat
    Fat fat fat
    Fat Fucking Mike.
     
  8. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    this isn't going as well as I had hoped.

    (plus onions are gross.0
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    not fun