News If you're not bright please don't procreate

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    We currently have a huge surplus of unskilled workers and this has wages bumping along near minimum wage for these jobs. We also have a huge population of basically unemployable to take care of already.

    And if you think it's bad now, check this out. This technology already exists and is being sold as fast as they can make them.

    http://www.public.harvestai.com/
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I sharted last night
     
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    :golfclap:

    Ack. that was meant for S.Listen's post :depressed:
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It was fucking awful
     
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    they don't need flashlights

    likely true
    but seems like an odd selling point for the main page of a website
    flashlight costs are seldom sinking a business I would assume
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nothing like having to change clothes right after you lay down to sleep
     
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    Illegals and Muslims are breeding like crazy. Regardless of how stupid you think you might be, rest assured you're smarter than Akbar and his goat bride. Please procreate like crazy!!
     
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    You can't impregnate a Kleenex:c
     
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    I'd like to get one. I'll program it to walk my dog, cook meals for me and clean the house. oops! I already have a Mrs. for that.
     
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    I impregnated my drawers with rancid poopy juice
     
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    Dude me too! On the phone with my gf at the time :facepalm:
     
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    She was probably really impressed
     
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    Hope she didn't hear me
     
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    This is America. You don't have to be smart to be successful. My brother graduated high school on a 6th grade reading level but he is one of the hardest working people I know. He went to Lincoln Tech for auto mechanics and was recruited by BMW into their STEP program. He has been with BMW for 22 years now and is currently an A-Technician making a six figure salary. Dude inspires the hell out of me...
     
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