News If you're over the age of 34 and never been married....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jun 3, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    There is something wrong with you. For real. Don't day that marriage is dumb (which it is) and don't say you haven't found the right one.

    You are the common denominator in your failed relationships.

    :mrpeanut:
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Wait. Wut?

    :(
     
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  3. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Yeah get married, fuckers. Join the misery :pissed:
     
  4. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    Most people just never get this!
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Dont Day?

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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    I think they are just jealous of Howard and Beth's love
     
  7. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    you got me there
     
  8. Psycho2

    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    If people dont have or want kids, there is absolutely no reason to get married. NONE :no:
     
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  9. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    You're an idiot.
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You are also one lucky, happy, richer, thinner, healthier mother fucker.


    <<<<<<<< jealous
     
  11. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you're under 28 and married... not good either. People should really only be married between the ages of 28 and 34. Either side and you're dealing with the unknown.

    but if you're not having kids I see no reason to get married.. other than some sort of ransom that if you have a bad fight or what ever the other person might think... how much is this going to cost me to get out of..
     
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    Misery loves company!
     
  13. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    I was married twice by the time I was 34.. would that make my wives the problem?
     
  14. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    I wish I was one of these people that have something wrong with them
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Tell us about your lack of blowjobs, finding your wife in the back of a car with another girl and dude, anti-Semitic son and your wife refusing to work full-time.

    Sounds like you're in paradise :jj:
     
  16. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    It's dumb. Three times enough for me to judge?
     
  17. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'm sure your wife regrets marrying you every day of her life.
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    :lol:
     
  19. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I've just never found the right woman, but I know she's out there.

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  20. larryluncg

    larryluncg No static at all VIP Gold

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    been married twice. don't recommend it to anybody