IIT we help schmoopy with new car tips.

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    ITT we help schmoopy with new car tips.

    #1. Purchase an anti-oil-evaporation cap for obvious reasons.
     
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  2. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Get some dice to.hang on the mirror in his G-ride
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Find some way to keep the wheels from collecting brake dust.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Watch out for Cubby
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    RIP cubby :(
     
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    give it up when some 16 year old ghetto resident shoves a 9 in yo face
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    get yourself a nice grill to complete that ghetto look.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    My car already has very nice dual exhaust chrome tips.
     
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Get chrome door handles and trim
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Both kinds of trim btw
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Spinners.
     
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    dubs
     
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    Remember to erase the porn off the Ipad when you turn the car in.
     
  14. wigtropolis

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    take out front row passenger seat so schmoop can be comfortable giving blowjobs
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    test out the brakes stopping ability by finding a brick wall accelerate as fast as you can towards the wall and wait until the last possible moment to brake.
     
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    Curb feelers.
     
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    Anti lighting strips to hang from the rear bumper. Gotta ground dat shit homes.
     
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    Get some of these too
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    Don't worry about buying passenger mats. You won't need them.