I'll be calling in and trying to get on the show today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    "Big fan" from Norway, going to ask if Howard would ever turn down sex with a hot chick due to low self esteem. I'm going to try to get a sort of conversation going. Anyone have any good questions or topics I should bring up? Beth's failing shows, can Sal sit in the Artie chair for a day etc?
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    You'd be better off saying you watched last nights AGT and it was fucking great! Then go from there man.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I thought so too but a few people on SFN didn't think it was so great. I think the fact that I'm calling in from Norway should give me an edge, but I still need an interesting topic.
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    The fact that SFN say's don't do it should be all you need to know that it's the way to go.
     
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    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    Just say you want to talk about how despite the fact that there exists a Norway's Got Talent, you've watched him on AGT and it's the best version available. He does such a good job of judging compared to Norway's judges, ect.

    Then if you get picked up on you can blast him with the real questions. I have no idea if this would work but it's worth a shot. I truly believe that callers only get on if they've convinced everyone that they plan to suck up.
     
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    We have a winner :up:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    The idea I pitched on SFN that got shot down was to call in and say that lots of my friends have been fans of the American AGT for a long time, and now that he's on it, his name gets brought up all the time etc, which is really weird because before I was pretty much the only person who here who had even heard of him. Something like that, basically that I feel AGT is giving him world wide exposure.
    Not sure I want to go the AGT route though, since I hate the show so much I really don't think I'd be able to even fake something like that.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Hm ok. Howard might find it funny; Norway being a small country, our own produced TV entertainment must suck etc, and that all producers should watch and learn from him or something?
     
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    azman5103 Well-Known Member

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    I am off this week and also thought about calling in. My topic is going to be the "internet rumor" that Robin is actually in hiding after having plastic surgery. I'll say something like "Some people are saying she had a face lift"....then change it to gastric bypass if Howard picks up on me.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Maybe a good angle would be that I have some super weird personal story?
     
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    Fixed yor reps Garypagetwo
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    yay :D thank you!
    Also sorry if I'm not making much sense in this thread. It's 9am and I haven't slept...
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Don Buchwald's people are reading this right now and blocking all calls from Norway.
     
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    Just stick with the story Groucho gave you, you'll do fine. Off topic my family are Swedish. Is it true Norwegians and swedes talk shit on each other.
     
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    You don't stand a chance

    wiggy stopped taking real calls 1o years ago.

    you have a better chance of reaching him through twitter
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Ok I'll stick with that and see how I do :)
    And yes that's very true, we're the butts of each other's jokes.
     
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    :hehe: My Great grandparents were 100% swede and the town they were from in Iowa had Norwegians and swedes in it and it was weird how they would talk shit on each other.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Haha. well that sounds about right!

    Last suggestion, since I'm a little worried the AGT won't stand out enough, maybe I can call in about the Anders Breivik trial? Howard usually has pretty strong opinions on criminals & punishment, and ABB (Breivik) is getting a pretty chill trial & living conditions.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If it's not happening in New York he won't be up on it and will never take your call.
     
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    Give both options. The Nazi guy right ? On second thought I had to think what you were talking about. That case is barely on the radar in the states. We're more worried about Spain imploding than some nazi wack job.
     
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