I'll just leave this right here. Batman vs Superman

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    You should leave it with you not making anymore threads. :no:
     
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    You should gargle my load.
     
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    That's dumb. Batman and superman are super friends
     
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    :umm:


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    how can anyone beat SUPERman?
     
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    Good idea.
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    That looks good!!

    Did you like Man of Steel?

    For the record, I thought that shit was pretty kickass.
     
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    Batman is very smart and well funded. he has known Superman for a long time and knows his weaknesses.

    Superman is arrogant and could underestimate him.
     
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    The best part of all this hero lore is that Batman's super power is having a fuck ton of money
     
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    You think it takes talent to play Batman? It's all makeup and grunting!!! Ben Affleck does not deserve to smell my shit!!!
     
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    Really Gwartney? :wtf:
     
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    A really nice cod piece helps the image too

    You can't be out there wearing hockey pants
     
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    Duh! What are you retarded?
     
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    Every time they show Aquaman he's all "Listen up, fish! Let's go THAT way!" And he heads off on a seahorse and all these tropical fish are following him.

    God, you fucking suck, Aquaman. :mad:
     
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    Batman is just a human. Superman is an alien from another planet with a red sun. Our yellow sun gives him super powers. He could rip Batman to pieces while fucking Lois and writing an article for the Daily Planet at the same time. His turds are tougher than batman.
     
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    Turns into a Bitch around kryptonite though
     
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    It's kind of like super PMS.