I'll masturbate on Sunday

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    chocolate cake :eek:
     
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    SINNER!!
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    What did you have for lunch
     
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    Jackin' the box... :facepalm:
     
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    My boss grilled for us and I went insane :facepalm:


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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Was there potato salad?? I love potato salad with my burger and dogs.
     
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    my boss bought 16 pizzas from papa johns
     
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    Dogstar level posting.
     
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    Thus the :facepalm:
     
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    I had a burger, 2 brats, and 2 servings of tater salad


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    Ftr I liked it and thought it was funny.
     
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    There will never be a diet for you. It's over Johnny.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Minor setback
     
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    Is the Blazers game on tonight or is it tomorrow?
     
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    I had that bikini in the 90s! :cheer:
     
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    Word has it that Hassan Whiteside and Paul George are signing with Portland.
     
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