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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BringBackJackie, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie VIP Extreme Gold

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    both Beth and Howard take the same IQ test given to the flunkies on the Stern Show about a year ago, and the results are read on the Stern show. I always thought it was bullshit that Stern, Robin and Fred didn't have the balls to take the test, but then goofed on those who did. I'm betting right now that Beth is Sal stupid and Howard will score less than Will. After Beth's latest "winter tweet", I'm half thinking that she might be Bobo stupid.

    Here's a chance for North Shore Animal League to take in $1,000. Let's see what Howard decides to do.
     
  2. Winst

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    She wouldn't do it(..or be allowed to do it.) for ten times that much...or probably even much more.

    .....but she cares...her heart is in the right place..........etc.


    Kitties have to eat.....meow.
     
  3. Scott

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    $1000 is nothing to Stern. That's like saying I'll give you a penny if you let me punch you in the nuts as hard as I can.
     
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    Now that's an analogy I'm gonna have to remember.

    :artiejj:
     
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    Beth wouldn't be able to count that high and Howard would do his stupid adding bit while she tried.
     
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    I will give....................ONE MILLION DOLLARS
     
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    Really? Winsy is involved, I'm out.
     
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    Yeah, cuz Howard wouldn't lie like he did with that fuck-head Dr. Drew's narcissism test.
     
  9. BringBackJackie

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    $1,000 is nothing to Stern but the money will go to North Shore Animal League. And why would you want to pay a man to punch him in the nuts?
     
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    someone offering the wig a thousand$ is like offering a regular guy a penny..
    but, for the wig to offer a thousand$ would be the same to him as offering 50 million$ and his 1st born along with his wig collection..the cheap ass marble sucking jew would rather be skinned alive then part with a chip off a marble..
     
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    Scott Nightwatchman Staff Member

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    I'm saying the money amount isn't enough to sway Stern into doing something he doesn't want to do. That being said, if you gave the money to him directly and not that phony baloney charity, he'd probably go for it. He wants all the marbles.
     
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    I bet Beth couldn't even cook frozen pre-made Perogies. And she's a Pollack . . .
     
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    lets see.. the director/ honcho of NSAL pockets over 300 grand a year..
    and is listed as 3rd in top ten overpaid animal charties...
    beth is a stupid cow who shills for them for photo ops..worthless cumwhore..
    and the wig condones this? I know her "charity" work looks altruistic, to fools, but if you scrape the surface the corrupt vileness is revealed.
     
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    bet Howard Stern 1,000,000 dollars. He seems to go for those
     
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    x2
     
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    Howard 102.
    Beth 92.

    Howard is ignorant, but he does have reasoning power. Frankly, anything under about 115 and you shouldn't waste your time on college.
     
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    $300 grand doesn't go as far in the Hamptons.

     
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    Sal is smarter than Beth.
     
  19. tHISisKiSSeL

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    sal is definitely smarter than beth. i think she might be somewhere below ETM and above bobo.
     
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    But you can accessorize stupid.....
     

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