I'll say it again: I don't like living in the city

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  1. RenchFries

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    It's busy and filled with assholes everywhere. Its almost fucking 4 o clock at night right now, and a group of people are having a party in the building across from me. They're super fucking loud and yelling and whooping without giving a fuck.

    The closer I live to them, the I hate people. Most folks just suck.

    Whenever someone here posts some beautiful, peaceful view of a mountain or forest or whatever, I always think "that guy got the right idea".

    I guess I'm a country boy at heart.
     
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    It's dirty everywhere, too, and the air quality is horrible.
     
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    A lot of hipsters, too.
     
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    I live in the city and its nice and quiet here all the time. The subway sux tho: it's as though the heat and humidity in the subway attracts the loonies.
     
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    The country in Holland really stinks like cow shit though, like really, really bad.
     
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    It's legal to kill hipsters.






    At least it should be...
     
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    My mothers mother lived on the lower east side for like 65 years. Every time I went to visit her It was the quietest experience. Almost Long Island quiet. Her bedroom window was right outside the park. 2nd floor. Still no noise.
    My fathers mother lived in Washington Heights. Holy mother of sacred Christ! Every 2 min a fire truck and police car went by her apt cuz the animals kept pullin the emergency boxes. Then the trucks on the FDR Drive. BOOM BOOM right as they went over this giant lump in the road their cargo would buck. Sounded like an explosion. Then.. The cherry on top..For years there was this homeless crazy woman who lived on the bench across from her building. Psycho murder screamed any time someone walked past her. Morning or night. I never got a fucking wink of sleep at her place.
     
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    Why don't you move to Germany?

    Maybe it's quiet over there.
     
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    what city you in
     
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    You Europeans party late...like start at midnight late :jj:
     
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    It's easier to move out of the city then it is to move into one.
     
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    You have to get up and change it yourself.
     
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    some day a real rain is gonna come and wash the scum off the streets
     
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    like GravyTrain dog food, when it rains the city makes its own gravy.