I'll Shit My Pants Two Or Three Times A Year

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Pro Tips: :hat:
    First, swish the soiled underwear around in a clean toilet. Then hang on to it and flush. The current will wash away most of the fecal matter.
    Next, fill the sink with hot water.
    Add a small amount of laundry detergent and approximately 1 tbsp. of bleach per gallon of water.
    Hand wash the soiled undergarment in the sink. Drain the fecal water.
    Rinse well with plain water.
    Hang the clothing to dry so it doesn’t mildew.
    Wash the sink and disinfect with bleach.
    Add it to the next load of laundry and launder as usual.
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Remind me not to come to your house for dinner.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    sharting
    or
    full-blown chocolate cucumber?
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I was picturing briefs which I don't wear, nor do I smp, but if both of those were the case, here's my steps.
    Remove underwear
    Put in trash
    Leave men's room
    ( I left out the cleaning yourself part like you did and just concentrated on the underoos)
     
  5. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    Is this shitting intentional or just a happy accident ?
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I'll bet you were never invited to too many sleepovers
     
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    I sharted myself pretty bad in college on the way back from a 5 am trip to Pat's after drinking all day.

    I didn't get a chance to clean myself until I was back to my dorm. There were a bunch of other dudes in the bathroom as well and I didn't want to walk out of the stall holding shitty undies in my hand so I just stuck them in the tank of the toilet.
     
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    Dominic is always shittin' in my pants.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I blew pudding in my pants at ages 25 and 35, didn't happen at 45, had a mild scare yesterday at Wal-Mart, luckily no toxins were released into the atmosphere.
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    This is art

    reps
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    You think? :artiejj:
     
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    HAL HAM

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  13. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    2nd one. But yellow.
     
  14. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    If I shart my drawers, I just throw them in the garbage. :cool:
     
  15. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Mur,

    Ive already explained that there is no shart. That would assume some kind of happy accident (pardon the nun).

    What we're looking at here is a man playing chicken with his anus.

    Love,

    Jim J Jiblets
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i like jim j