News Illegal immigrant knocks up 12 year old

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    Illegal immigrant 'sexually assaulted and impregnated a 12-year-old girl' in Texas

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    Jose Alejandro Najarro (pictured), 52, has been charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child
    An illegal immigrant sexually assaulted a 12-year-old girl and made her pregnant, prosecutors say.
    Jose Alejandro Najarro, 52, faces charges of aggravated sexual assault of a child, KXAN reported.
    He asked the girl to come to his house in Kyle, Texas, to fix his TV in November last year, according to the affidavit.
    There, prosecutors say, Najarro sat on a bed next to her and tried to kiss her.
    He asked the girl to touch him and she refused, the affidavit states.
    The girl then told officers he had taken off her clothes and sexually assaulted her.
    She took a pregnancy test later on at a clinic and found it to be positive.

    Officials say she is between four and five months pregnant.
    The 12-year-old told police Najarro is the only person she has had intercourse with and that it happened once.
    She said he offered her money to see her again but she refused.
    Najarro is being held at Hays County Jail in San Marcos, Texas, on an immigration detainer in addition to the sexual assault charges, KXAN wrote.
    The immigration detainer means the US Department of Homeland Security has reason to believe Najarro should be removed from the country, or that the department has begun deportation or removal proceedings in his case.
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    Najarro is being held at Hays County Jail in San Marcos, Texas (pictured). Prosecutors say he asked the 12-year-old girl to come to his house to fix his TV in November last year and sexually assaulted her
     
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    According to the anti Trump people, this couldnt have happened so I'm very skeptical
     
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    her parents seem like they aren't very good at being parents
     
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    I laughed at "made her pregnant". I'd have gone with "impregnated".


    "Made her pregnant" sounds like a 7 year old wrote this.
     
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    Mexicants and muzzies have a lot in common.
     
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    Please tell us why there are strange gifs of you on the Internet.

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    This pleases obama, anything to kill the white race.
     
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    Hungary was a popular pathway for refugees on their way to Germany during the fall. When the daily illegal border crossings were at 7,000 per day, Prime Minister Viktor Orban decided to erect a fence along the border to Serbia and Croatia.

    When the fence went up Oct. 17, the influx went down to 870 from 6,353 only a day earlier. Illegal border crossing were steadily below 40 per day throughout the rest of the month.


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    Illegal border crossings in Hungary in October, 2015. (Hungarian Police)

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    http://www.police.hu/hirek-es-informaciok/hatarinfo/elfogott-migransok-szama-lekerdezes?honap
     
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    Because Americans would NEVER molest a kid! :salute:
     
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    @Chriza

    This seems very gay at the end.

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    @Chriza will we ever get to see the entire movie you made instead of a few gifs?
     
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    This is hilarious. Could you provide a few more? I can't think of hilarious names for President Obama, Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Pakistanis, Syrians, French people, Canadians, black people, Brits, Italians, Indians (dot and feather), the Chinese, Japanese, the Dutch, American Jews, Israeli Jews, Swedes, Finns, Mongols, Russians, Serbs....I can't think of any other off the top of my head that I need super funny, edgy, or outrageous names for.