I'm 23 and have never had a real girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    It's been eating at me all morning :(
    Even my ex says we were never "really" together.

    I don't think I'm playing this game right :/
     
  2. BethsBridle

    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    Well Gary, dating is nothing like Neopets, so you probably ARE doing something wrong...
     
  3. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    You're 30 and a chicken fucker. I read it here the other day. Freak.
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I think you're lying. I mean, I believe you've never had a girlfriend but I think you're much older.
     
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you're on the wrong team :facepalm:
     
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    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    Gary, do you really fuck chickens? I thought it was dogs. Chickens elevate you to a new level of disturbing!!!

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  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Thanks for the help...
    Really? Everyone said I looked 16 in my vid.
     
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    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    You are very welcome. :cheer2:
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    IDRGAFF.

    :)

    Lever > Gary.
     
  10. BLOW ME

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    Gary, that is just vile! STOP with the chicken fucking already! Gross!
     
  12. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    gary I never had a boyfriend until I was 23 and The only thing I regret is being with him for five years. dont even worry about that shit man. have fun and try not to get too hooked up on labels.
     
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    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    Mario, you are way too kind to Gary, if, in fact, he fucks chickens...Do you not believe the rumors?
     
  14. Slippy

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    ...........that chicken kinda looks like it's liking it............ :dontknow:
     
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    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    :grad: Chickens are remarkably unintelligent animals...it is up to us to protect them from the likes of bestiality loving weirdos, like Gary, from Norway....
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Thanks, Mario.
    I guess my real issue is not so much the no girlfriend thing, but that I'm not really getting any action- or attention, from any girls..ever :(
    The last time I got anything was a year ago with a drunk Russian chick in Greece. I'm 2 girls away from being a kissless virgin, man :(
    Slippy :mad:!!
     
  17. BethsBridle

    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    At this point, Gary, i would actually suppose that your issue is the fact that you fuck chickens (and dogs). As a woman, I can flat out assure you, no chick is into a dude that fucks pets...That is all...
     
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    :secret:Except those women that fuck dogs..............:puke:
     
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    True,true, my friend, but those broads have to be few and far between....I hope....
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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