I'm 33 years old and fell flat on my back at the bar last night

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    :facepalm:

    Might be time to grow up.
     
  2. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Come on man :jj:.
     
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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    White people

     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Nah, you still remember your screwups. Don't quit until people have to tell you what you did.
     
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    Was it fun?
    Should I quit?
    The answers should always be the opposite.
     
  7. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Took a bar stool and 3 other people down with me. Smh
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    That happens all the time. I had no clue I posted anything here last night until I came this morning and saw alerts from 3 am.
     
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  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Might be time to just become a recluse hermit drunk who only breaks his own television and computers and scares his immediate family or pets.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    Loolz. :taffer:
     
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    You're going to need an umbrella policy.
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Rookies...
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Were you just drunk or on something else?

    I'm not sure I could take out three people and a barstool without some pharmaceutical help.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    @Phil McKrakin :c
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    It was fun waking up to find things that the "alcohol fairy" had purchased/acquired/done the night before.
    He usually left me some pretty cool stuff.
    I'm not sure why he thought I needed 20,000 rubber bands.
     
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    I'm older and threw up from drinking last week...

    :yes:
     
  18. HaroldJackson

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    Last month I had to drive a company vehicle 4 hours to NYC where I had never been. I had to leave at 4 so I just drank from 7 til 12 and slept 3 hours thinking that would cancel out 10 beers.
     
  19. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Only drunk last night. My buddy's gf sat on my lap while I was on the stool and next thing I know I'm on the floor of the bar with her on top of me along with my brother and some random chick.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    If I throw up from drinking it is usually in the morning.
     
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