I'm 33 years old and fell flat on my back at the bar last night

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic, Feb 22, 2015.

  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    :facepalm:

    Might be time to grow up.
     
  2. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Come on man :jj:.
     
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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    White people

     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Nah, you still remember your screwups. Don't quit until people have to tell you what you did.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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  6. HaroldJackson

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    Was it fun?
    Should I quit?
    The answers should always be the opposite.
     
  7. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Took a bar stool and 3 other people down with me. Smh
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    That happens all the time. I had no clue I posted anything here last night until I came this morning and saw alerts from 3 am.
     
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  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Might be time to just become a recluse hermit drunk who only breaks his own television and computers and scares his immediate family or pets.
     
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    Loolz. :taffer:
     
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    You're going to need an umbrella policy.
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Rookies...
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Were you just drunk or on something else?

    I'm not sure I could take out three people and a barstool without some pharmaceutical help.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    @Phil McKrakin :c
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    It was fun waking up to find things that the "alcohol fairy" had purchased/acquired/done the night before.
    He usually left me some pretty cool stuff.
    I'm not sure why he thought I needed 20,000 rubber bands.
     
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    I'm older and threw up from drinking last week...

    :yes:
     
  18. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Last month I had to drive a company vehicle 4 hours to NYC where I had never been. I had to leave at 4 so I just drank from 7 til 12 and slept 3 hours thinking that would cancel out 10 beers.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Only drunk last night. My buddy's gf sat on my lap while I was on the stool and next thing I know I'm on the floor of the bar with her on top of me along with my brother and some random chick.
     
  20. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    If I throw up from drinking it is usually in the morning.
     
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