I'm 5 minutes into "The View"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Partyxanimal, May 12, 2012.

  1. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I recorded it to watch today , Holy shit what a bunch of Cackling Hens :facepalm:


    If it wasn't for this ...


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    I'd be all This ...

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    It's always been my fantasy to slap my dick on her face
     
  3. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    That last one made me queasy. Reminds me of that granny porn that Dinkus posted. :puke:
     
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    Douche chills all around
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Notice how seamlessly Howard fit in?

    We're fans of a yenta!
     
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    I liked the shoes Howard wore, take a look.
    Probably John V.
     
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    These talk show appearances are fucking golden. The man knows how to outdo himself. Thanking seals, kissing men, cuddling with old hags on his lap. I can't think of anything lower and he squashes my mind every time.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    it's wonderful when millionaires wear clothing that's been carefully distressed to make it look as if it weren't just bought last week so they can look like the regular poor people who wear 7 year old jeans/shoes/shirts/coats. every pair of jeans with ripped knees i ever had came honestly through backyard baseball games or a drunken stumble on pavement.
     
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    His clothes are as old as that kid he buzzed and hugged (his go to story to avoid awkward questions)
     
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    if Howard had any balls he would have sat on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's lap. Except this dude would have kicked the shit out of him. Oh wait, that's right--Howie's a real tough guy now.

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    I was waiting for this , I just realized it was a shop :jj:


    Good vun.
     
  16. drsieb

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    Howard...you said I was a "smelly Reggie"...

    Come here and take a whif...Nothing but ivory soap now.

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    I went to college with Elizabeth and she is a stupid pain in the ass. Thank you.
     
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    I had nearly that exact same image running through my head over and over for about as long as I could stand watching that crapfest. :D

    Thank you for making it "real".
     
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