I'm 500 pounds

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  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    i just wanted to get that out of the way
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Are you in competition with Baltimore Mike for fattest poster at Dawgshed??
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    there's no competition. i'm the fattest person on the globe

    probably larger than the globe itself
     
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    Don't worry Apple is right. Baltimore Mike and Animal Slob are still bigger.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    take a crane to get you outta the house?
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Maybe since AnimalGod was banned.
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    it's more like 550 with size 68 jeans

    do you know how hard it is to find jeans in a 68 tall
     
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    no i'm 6'3 with a ton (no pun) of muscle in my legs from being very active and carrying a 1/2 ton of weight around every day all day most people think i'm in the 3's

    i used to own a Crane tho. sole that one for about $750 K
     
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    There is pain here. :emperor:
     
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    Slimmed down a bit?. Congrats.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Well yer lucky I'm on staff cuz I collected a wealth of information on tons of subjects ready to help members.

    Talk to @DrSublux . He's got a 600lb wife and has lots of tips on getting her unstuck and luring her into cages with the proper combination of foods.
     
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    i'm just kidding of course. i used to be massive i think 550 was my max. i carried that all thru the 80s 90s and the first decade of 2k

    i been up and down my whole life. i started dieting at 18

    300 there, 400 here, 200 there up and down throughout the decades

    i started kindergarten at the age of 4 and was 4 times larger than the normal kids

    i'm down to a place now where i don't have to worry about who's looking at me when i go to the mall etc.

    maybe another 50 pounds but i'm not too worried about it

    my doctor is happy


    again
     
  13. DryOatmeal

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    over the decades, i never stopped walking or doing the recumbent bike no matter what my size which is why my legs are like solid terminator machines

    muscle weighs 9 times more than fat per square inch of occupancy so my current weight will not jive up with those charts on the doctor's wall
     
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    Damm nigga
     
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    Sonova!! I just ate :puke:
     
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    thank god i do not have that chin