I'm a black astronaut

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Calloused Shins, Jul 20, 2016.

  1. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I'm tired of people thinking they hired me just so other planets could have crime too. I hate the racists that named the giant empty vortex in space the "black hole". I hate that everyday I tell people what profession I'm in they look at me like they've seen a unicorn. When I started my career many years ago, I assumed I'd have landed on the moon by now, but I was wrong. I've been ridiculed, and shamed by civilians throughout my career, and all I ever wanted to do was father some illegitimate childrens on different planets.
    End of rant- thanks
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    Real believeable major Tom..
     
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  3. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Spin off thread in Stern forum... Negged and alerted . :coffee:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    @freds pls verify this poster is indeed black and an astronaut
     
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  6. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Huh?
     
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    The other night I looked up into the sky and all I seen where eyes and teeth I guess that was you
     
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  8. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    That's racist
     
  9. Runaway

    Runaway Wow, look at me, I have a title.

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    I'd give you two months' free gold, if I could.
     
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    ♫♪Can you hear me Uncle Tom?♫♪
     
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  11. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The OP is lying. There are no black astronauts, because they get mad when they have to say "yes, NASA, no NASA" on the radio. :grad:
     
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  12. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    do you fly at night because its cooler after the sun sets?
     
  13. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Half of the reason I'm considering retirement
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    That's just wrong....
    In truth I fly at night because the stolen plates are harder to make out
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Oh. And why the fuck was this moved? Kinda defeats the goddamned purpose...
     
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    You were in the white astronauts forum, bro
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I bet you love that Tang.
     
  18. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Guess so. Might have to re loc ate
     
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    Astronaut property values...it's a whole thing...don't ask.
     
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    if Tang ever makes a purpa drank he will never return to earth.
     
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