I'm a cop...I'm drunk...honest answers....what do you want to hear

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  1. agnes

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    Do you have a quota on traffic tickets?
     
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    Do black lives matter?
     
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    I'm an ex cop who got smart and went into private business AND I'm drunk. Honest answers all the time, drunk or sober. Q&A about Texas law (and Dallas police) is now open lol
     
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    "Quota" is illegal. In my old department down south we didn't have one. In the northeast we don't have an "official" quota. But less than five tickets a month we will be answering phones or in booking for a bit
     
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    Not to black criminals
     
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    How many hookers have you gotten free blow jobs from, so they could avoid being arrested?

    What is the most amount of evidence room blow you've done in one night?

    Ever confiscate a person's blow and realize it was meth on your first snort?

    What is the most vile thing a broad has done to get you to give them a pass on a DUI?

    Do you like to check out BBC on calls as much as Capt. Frank does?

    What is the normal kick back from a bookie? How about a shady club?

    What is your favorite donut?
     
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    I don't wont to take any lives, like almost every cop i've met
     
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    What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?
     
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    Hot broad that flirts
     
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    BBC = Big Black Cock
     
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    Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.
    Any suggestions for a 30 something white dude?
     
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    I dont like cocks in general
     
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    Sure you say that now but wait till the day when a black guy is raising his arms above his ahead in a defenseless posture and let's see what you say then.
     
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    Dont fuck with drunk broads
     
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    Does Lake Dallas have the record for giving speeding tickets in the state of Texas?
     
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    Do you shave your taint?
     
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    Already happened, multiple times. I don''t give a fuck about "black lives' but there is way too much paperwork to blast a black guy for no reason
     
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    No idea