I'm a dick, you're a dick...

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    My biggest dick move is deployed almost every night during my evening commute. I travel a 2-lane highway for a while. I'm happy to scoot over to the right lane to let folks pass, but if I catch some asshole in my rear view weaving in and out of traffic, cutting people off and generally being an asshole, I drive parallel to someone as long as possible to block that fucker...

    I'll let them go after a while, unless they start being a prick to me..

    Flash your high beams, you'll meet my brakes. This is usually just a reaction to the brakes these days since my eyes aren't what they used to be.

    Start riding my ass? I'll slow down enough to open up enough space in front of me so you think you can cut around me... Then speed up a bit so you can't. Then I'll check you a bit so you can't get back behind me, and usually keep you there until someone else slips in behind me.

    I've perfected this move.

    What's your dick move that you deploy on assholes that you run into?
     
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  2. BarberFloyd

    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    Half, half, whole, is my signature dick move.
     
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  3. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

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  4. Shuli sucks

    Shuli sucks Well-Known Member

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    Boy cock Girl cock iya iya oh
     
  5. somedude61

    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Would love to tell you but you may be the recipient of it some day.
     
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  6. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Your boyfriend likes that?
     
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  7. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Actually .....
     
  8. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    You're my hero!