I'm a fucking slut ! I have two dates tomorrow what's wrong with me?

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm: what the fuck? I'm drunk and set up a date with a Dj at noon who loves Nintendo and dinner with the Greek guy at 5 pm. Why do these guys go for loser s that live with their parents and don't drive. oh yeah it's because I'm fucking hot an awesome like that bitches
     
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    I read that in George Costanza's voice
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If I was a fay I'd be a slut too. Take what you can get.
     
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    Wow.

    Weird. In that community on the sfnz, I remember a guy with a life-threatening disease being able to get cab fare as long as he
    was able to show up with a boner.

    You're a real go-getter, bro.
     
  5. Super Mario

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    I'm so bipolar the Dj told me to be prepared because he'shhyper and I said I'm so boring prepare for dissapointment shame and regret. Which is true after the cute ness wears off
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    What a rotten thing to say to an Italian brother. Mom And Dad were right half breeds have no respect
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Once you move west of philly, you lose your italian status.

    Now you're just a high end mexican.
     
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    You think you'll be swallowing the "Sunday Gravy" of both of these queers?
     
  9. Super Mario

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    My grandparents are from murry hill. My dad almost had close friendsbomb the Irish man in his bar parking lot. You're from long island end of conversation Halfie trashy take me home and hate fuck me
     
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    I told my parents to save me a plate of pasta for when I get home later I'm not a fucking sell out
     
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    Dad: "So what did you do today, son?"

    Mario: "Sucked cock, Dad"
     
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    Go watcsosome man show episodes on VHS LOSE fest.
     
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    oh I'm sure you and your dad had great conversations about eating your mother's pussy up and you anally fucking women
     
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    Dad and I lived by the same code, rest his soul. A Gentleman never tells. :coffee:
     
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    Aweee. Me and my Dad don't ever talk about that stuff. He did tell me my BFf has amazing tits so do my uncles but thats it. No I fucked any guy stuff that's weird he just said Make sure they are nice
     
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    Your uncle is bosomy? :wtf:
     
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    Oh yeah, I forgot about murry hill, italy. My bad.

    Some of us had great grandfathers that gained family houses on exclusive waterfront properties, and then some of our great grandfathers lived in Cleveland. :giggle:
     
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    You never talk about your cousins, mario. That's a clear sign that you aren't a real Italian.

    What real Italian doesn't keep in contact with their cousins?
     
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    His cousins are gay bashers. Which, interestingly, might be a reality check for them.
     
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    That's not a family. It's a circus act