I'm a good tipper

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I just tipped $7.00 on my $23. bar tab. That's high roller territory.
     
  2. WillyBest

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    Did he blow you?
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Fuck no. I think I ended up with a free beer though.
     
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    He's trying to get you drunk
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    I hate tipping I always make my wife do it
     
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  6. gwartney

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    I drink alone. Isn't that a sign of a drinking problem?
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    she's not gonna fuck you, dude
     
  8. gwartney

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    I drink with this guy who will tip a dollar no matter what he gets. A fucking pitcher, 5 beers, whatever. A buck. I always feel bad for the waiters when he only hands them a buck.
     
  9. gwartney

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    This is pretty much the story of my whole life.
     
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    Who was that dude that always used to bitch about tipping? He hasn't been around for a while.
     
  11. P-B

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    It's also a sign of having no friends.




    Right, Naz?
     
  12. gwartney

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    What's really sad is that I count you as a friend.
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    Yeah like your one heavy tip is gonna get the waitresse's rent paid on time and she can finally get braces for her half white kid. Grow up.
     
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    Did you have one bourbon, one scotch, one beer?
     
  15. Gomez

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    30.43478% to be exact :grad:
     
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    Translation: gwartney only had a 20 and a 10 or three 10's and was embarrassed to ask for change. :coffee:
     
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  17. gwartney

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    Why you son of a ........ I ought to.........
     
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  18. gwartney

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    Ha, the joke is on you. I never carry that much cash. It went on plastic.
     
  19. gwartney

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    I did listen to some tunes!
     
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    Then you're one of those people that like to make the tab add up evenly.

    If the bill was $29, you would have tipped a buck :D