Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Apr 13, 2016.
I just tipped $7.00 on my $23. bar tab. That's high roller territory.
Did he blow you?
Fuck no. I think I ended up with a free beer though.
He's trying to get you drunk
I hate tipping I always make my wife do it
I drink alone. Isn't that a sign of a drinking problem?
she's not gonna fuck you, dude
I drink with this guy who will tip a dollar no matter what he gets. A fucking pitcher, 5 beers, whatever. A buck. I always feel bad for the waiters when he only hands them a buck.
This is pretty much the story of my whole life.
Who was that dude that always used to bitch about tipping? He hasn't been around for a while.
It's also a sign of having no friends.
What's really sad is that I count you as a friend.
Yeah like your one heavy tip is gonna get the waitresse's rent paid on time and she can finally get braces for her half white kid. Grow up.
Did you have one bourbon, one scotch, one beer?
30.43478% to be exact
Translation: gwartney only had a 20 and a 10 or three 10's and was embarrassed to ask for change.
Why you son of a ........ I ought to.........
Ha, the joke is on you. I never carry that much cash. It went on plastic.
I did listen to some tunes!
Then you're one of those people that like to make the tab add up evenly.
If the bill was $29, you would have tipped a buck