Im a retarded corn on the cob

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i bought corn on the cob at the grocery store the other day and went to cook it and it doesnt fit in my biggest pot, :facepalm: :pissed:
     
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    Roast it!! Or if you must boil it maybe try breaking it in half?
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    in the oven :wtf: and :facepalm: i didnt think of cutting it in half.
     
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    jesus christ clutch
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You really are a retarded corn on the cob.
     
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    Retarded baby dick corn
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i know :doh: :jj:
     
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    Try this it works great.
    [video=youtube;YnBF6bv4Oe4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBF6bv4Oe4[/video]
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Cut it in half, moron. :facepalm:
     
  11. Lemmy

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    I'll bet it'll fit comfortably in your shitpipe.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    oh damn imma do that
     
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    That is probably why he doesn't want to cut it in half.

    He was probably all "Ooooogghhhaaa" when he saw it in the market.

    :c
     
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    so the largest pot you have is what 3 quarts? :facepalm: How the hell do you make pasta?
     
  16. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i havent here yet :dontknow:
     
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    Pasta for 1 in a sauce pan.
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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    i did one in the microwave one boiled

    microwave was alot better , cept it looked burnt towards the end so i cut part of it off

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    How soon until the one in the foreground is up your ass?

    I'm betting 15 minutes.

    :c