Politics I'm a Trump volunteer now- here's the phone script

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Mar 13, 2016.

  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    I will now summarize the script,
    You ask if voters will support him. If yes, you end the call and log the positive response.
    If not, you ask what is their key issue, and you read Trump's POV.
    If they get belligerent, you politely thank them.

    I got PM advising me to remove the whole thing, so it is done.
     
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  2. Howchilla

    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    Congrats for volunteering your time!
     
  3. Abner Devereaux

    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    so any day now I can expect to see a Daily News headline about how Trump has you working his campaign with some screen shots of threads like "Do you wear rings when you fist?" and "What animal blood do you drink when reading the Satanic Bible?"....
     
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    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's only if garypuppet was making calls. Wouldn't be a bad way to meet girls.
     
  5. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    It's pretty cool. They collect data to understand their degree of support in areas so they can target their efforts.
    It's pretty inspiring to see a local headquarters at work, a busy crew trying to support a cause they believe in.
    What do you think will happen when I start making calls? There's an online thing I log into that automatically connects calls to my phone. Then I just keep going and going.
     
  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Is "what are you wearing?" one of the questions?
     
  7. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    Another campaign would pay for that information and his would probably be really pissed at you for posting that.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    All I do is in an effort to make America great again
     
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    :jj:
     
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    milky dont give a FUCK
     
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    well thanks for the cock tease
     
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    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    :jj:
     
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    I got a phone call from a caller named Milky Discharge. Sounded like a woman. Asked me what was wearing, and if I like to hump. I said yes, and she asked for my credit card info, but I hung up. It was a bad connection, so maybe it was the OP?
     
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    most likely you will hear people saying the things you read here....only less politely.


    I like messing with the person when I get these calls...and I'm a nice guy in real life. Some would drop that cheery attitude and you could hear them biting their tongue...wishing me dead.




    Based on your posts here you strike me as someone interested in studying people...you'll love it.


    Congrats on actually doing something to support what you believe in. That's cool.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Are these just random calls to people all over the country or is it targeting specific areas? I'm curious, because I have never once gotten a call like these from any past presidential election. Just wondering how the process works.
     
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    Where do you live

    (wow that came off creepy)
     
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    If you fucking call my house I'll kill ya!
     
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    Florida.