I'm about to get a donair

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  1. Napoleon V

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    Then I'm gonna eat it
     
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    sup topo?
     
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    Currently eating a donair u?
     
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    I got one on Saturday on my way home from the clubs. I specifically asked for extra sauce and extra veggies, and I said it like 10 times so theyd fucking get it right. Paid the extra cash, and the guy made me the driest shittiest kebab ever and I watched him make it but I was too drunk to protest. When I got home I was so fucking pissed off and was seriously angry the entire time while eating it.
     
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    :lol:

    Chubby little blotchy faced twerp with a giant forehead shouting over and over again.

    "EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!"

    "Okay, dude."


    "EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!"

    "Yep."


    "EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!"

    "Got it."


    "EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!"

    "Coming up."



    "EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!


    EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!



    EXTRA SAUCE AND EXTRA VEGGIES!"

    (Gary leaves with his food.)

    "Did you give him his extra sauce and veggies?"

    "Nah, fuck that little bitch."
     
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    U ever eat a donair?
     
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    Yup. In Halifax, even.
     
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    Ballin
     
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    thats not how it happened, the guy making the bab was just a fucking retard. He should quit his job and get 3 degrees and become a male teacher instead
     
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    You make a big deal out of the fact that I'm male and a teacher, jughead. Are all the teachers in your high school system women?
     
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    since when is 4th-6th grade high school?
     
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    I teach 9 through 12.
     
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    Beef
    In my donair thread
     
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    Can you imagine the level of a province that has Grade 13?
     
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    What are your subjects? Balding, Becoming Orange, and how to pick up desperate hags?
     
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    Or do you just work as one of those motivational speakers who travel around to different schools and warn the kids not to make the same mistakes you made?
     
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    I teach English Lit. Have you ever considered surgery to trim five inches off your freakishly tall skull? And do you think you'll get laid once in this calendar year? Once even?
     
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    @KOC getting BTFO
     
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    Gary you should start battle rapping
     
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