I'm about to go to the gym for the first time in 6 weeks

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  1. Chriza

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    After my exploding guts and surgery and recovery, I got told to avoid exercise for six weeks. This Thursday will be six to the day, but I feel good and I can't wait any longer.

    Anyone want to sign up for my 12 week fitness challenge? Post a picture of your mouth on a dog's genitals and stock up on pizza. Let's all get there together.

    Garypagetwo style. :cool:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I really dont like pizza...
     
  5. Chriza

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    I'll knock you faggots the fuck out. Come to Oslo.
     
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    :wtf: Who does not like pizza?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What's your favorite doggie?
     
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    My right knee is on the mattress. My left is in the air. I'm pulling your hair. You're down on your elbows.
     
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    Why would I pay for a flight to Oslo just so I can leave in a bodybag?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i seriously thought it was him at first :jj::facepalm:
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Izz that an Al B Sure lyric?
     
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    gary is really trolling the fuck out of you idiots.
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    Stevie. It has his name right next to the post. :wtf:
     
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    You'll suck a transvestite's dick and pay for it, so your opinion counts for less than Schmoopy's.
     
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    Al B Sure to have Basketcase tell you when we done.
     
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    :lol: AND pay them to finish in his butthole.
     
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    Bring your own body bag! Gary's not made of money you know!
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm making a tuna sandwich right now!!