I'm against animal abuse and all...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, May 23, 2013.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    But I am about to kick this cat across my apartment complex.

    Dumb bitch is in heat and just walks around groaning in hopes of getting fucked.
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    let's see your beaver, header
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Jealous?
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Finger bang her until she climaxes. Then you can both sleep.
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    plz no pussy puns in this thread
     
  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    GP2 likes to fuck dogs, maybe we can persuade him to try cat? :dontknow:
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Do you ever log off?
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    who is that whore in your av?
     
  9. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Jealous of a cat not getting humped?

    Not really, no. Haha.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Did you have a good birthday?
     
  11. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh you're hilarious
     
  12. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I did! I worked but after I BBQd with some friends, got drunk, and woke up without a hangover!
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    :lo5:
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    A vet told me you can rub her twat with a pencil eraser, and it sometimes works in calming them down (srs).
     
  15. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Get the cat spayed. :)
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Header, take the cat to the vet and get her fixed. It will add years to her life. My cat is 20 years old :jj:
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's fucking weird... And totally the job of the owner. I will sit here and hate that cat in the meantime.
     
  18. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Duuude it's not my cat. Cheaper to stab it.

    Jk. Sort of.
     
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :omg:
     
  20. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Whose cat is it? Tell them to spay it.