I'm Alright (Bypass Update)

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  1. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Had my first post hospital/surgery appointment with my surgeon today and everything is going extremely well. My incision sites are healing perfectly. I am almost completely pain free and most importantly, my bypasses look excellent.

    I got to see my new x-rays and I must admit, my sternum looks really cool with all of these little circles going up the entire length of it. I also have a little visible circle on my heart from one of the bypasses. The mono-filament thread shows up really bright on the x-ray.

    My surgeon is really impressed with how far I have come in such a short time considering all of the things that went wrong right after my surgery. He also cleared me to drive, and lift things up to 20 lbs instead of up to 5 lbs. Still no banging the wife though, another month before I get the ok to do that! :down:

     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Another month of blowjobs?? You poor bastard.
     
  3. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Can you beat off?
     
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    want to do some blow?
     
  5. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    That's wonderful news!! Did you have any rythym problems?
     
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  6. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    He's a white guy. Of course he does.
     
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    Best of health to you.
     
  8. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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  9. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Nope, I am not allowed to have any orgasms for another month.

    Maybe later. Thanks though!

    My heart is chugging along like it is 22 years old!
     
  10. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Good news!

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  11. BethsBraneCell

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    Yep. That's out of my diet now..... :tears2:
     
  12. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

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    Did they specifically say that?

    Because whenever I have lost weight, it was with zero carb dieting. Basically all I would eat was ground hamburger, bacon, steak tips, sirloins, pork chops, chicken breasts, scrambled eggs with a little cheese and peppers and shaved steak with cheese (just like the inside of a philly cheese steak).

    I did that for a year at a time and even with the blood tests my cholesterol went waay the hell down.
     
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    Ya don't need it brah.
    The brain will say ya do but you will have a great life without the fatty foods.
    Maybe.
    One piece can't kill ya...

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  14. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Glad to hear you are doing okay :cheer:
     
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    Ditto.
    If interweb best wishes can do anything, goodwill is all over you. :hug:
     
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    Good news and good luck!
     
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    Glad to hear you are on the road to getting a little sex, soon! Sorry about the bacon, though. :clap: :up:
     
  18. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Good to see you're ok. Can you spare a kidney for Anfkid?
     
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    Great news!!
     
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    And you are?...........

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