I'm an alcoholic

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Signing up for AA. You guys probably knew that though. My life needs to get better.
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Good luck, man! :beer:
     
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    I hate quitters.:tongue: I'm out of Booze. :mad:
     
  5. benjysux

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    11 years clean and sober.
     
  6. eliasbboy

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    Good luck man! I wish you all the luck in the world. :hat:
     
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    Good luck.:)
     
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    hope you get ya shit together real soon. yer a nice addition to our community.
     
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    one day at a time bro
     
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    Good luck dude! :)
     
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    AGREED, just learn or re-train yourself how to drink more intermittently and responsibly. Switch to just light beer under 5% alcohol. I was seriously thinking about becoming a "drinking coach" to keep people away from AA, and that crap. I would stick a .38 in mouth if I couldn't enjoy my liquA on my terms socially.

    Before you do anything drastic just listen to Doug Stanhope eviscerate Jim Norton about AA.

    [video=youtube;XD9fodYmGsI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD9fodYmGsI[/video]
     
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    If you don't drink for a month i'll let you listen to metallica on my ipod


    Hope you get the help you need FCC.
     
  14. BringBackJackie

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    if you're ever feeling down, I'm happy to buy you a drink
     
  15. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I know
     
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    And just remember to not drink and drive because you might spill your drink!
     
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    Hey FCC if you need any help lemme know, I've got almost 10 years and when I went in could never figure it out, but now I "get" the program thanks to help from Gary. :wigtip:
     
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    Dude stick to zoozazoo. You have no clue on the addiction process if you think a person in a full blown state can just cut down. I despise AA, but I would never tell a person looking to 1st quit to avoid going, Stop under any circumstance you can. Stay clean a minimum of 5 years and then maybe you might have a grip on your life to be able to drink responsibly. They aren't drinking for the social aspect, they are burying their perceived shortcomings.
     
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    Best of luck! I know many people who are in recovery and while it has been very difficult, it has also been the best decision of their lives.