I'm at a cougar bar! Someone save me!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Sep 21, 2014.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I feel like a piece of fresh meat. These cunt's cunts haven't been wet since Jesus wore shorts.
     
  2. Capn Crud

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    So you're that desperate?
     
  3. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    More desperate than Palestinian refugees
     
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  4. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    tell them about your Trans Am

    And Whitesnake Collection
     
  5. Gomez

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    dude, pink is pink :grad:
     
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  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    They are eager to please, you WILL get to go around the world wit them. All 3 holes. Guaranteed!
     
  7. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Most cougars fuck like porn stars.
     
  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    'Member that time you played corn hole with that ditch pig? And then you fucked her? :)
     
  9. Capn Crud

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    op is in his mom's basement
     
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  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Dude, what are they in their 70's? You have to be 50 at least.
     
  11. Dream Theater

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    :facepalm: You are as bad as Schmoopy.
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Just asking.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    The correct answer:
    Find one with money who's not too worn out, give her the high hard one, become her "kept man".
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Jesus was a jorts kind of guy.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    :jj:

    Nobody's as bad as me IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    This.
     
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    He does make a good point
     
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    :lo5: