I'm at a god damn kids party

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    At a farm with hay ride petting zoo pumpkins and pony rides :nocheer:
     
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    Did anyone of them throw cake at you and try to pinch your nips?
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Uncle Mike.
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    One lady that is not with the party can't get her kid to leave:jj:
     
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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    She is yelling I'm not taking you to McDonald's

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    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    I'm sitting by myself I didnt want to go on the hay ride
     
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    Any little black kids gonna get a shot at the Mrs.?
     
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  9. baltimore mike

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    Stop
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Stop
     
  11. Napoleon V

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    take pics of the animals
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    There are a few ok looking mom's here
     
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    Go on a pony ride.
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    This fucking place is packed
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Enough
     
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    I bet your mom never said that to you when you were growing up.
     
  17. baltimore mike

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    That little fat kid was mad as fuck
     
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  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    There's a fucking bee
     
  20. Anfkid

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    How many times have you heard that exact thing hurled at you by your wife? :jj: