I'm at the lawyers ready to close on my house

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dave, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. Dave

    Dave VIP Extreme Gold

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    And I need to blast a fart in the worst way

    USA!USA!

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  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Shart!
     
  3. stripes

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    blast away, they work for you & you're paying thro the ass.
     
  4. RobsDad

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    Time to trade in those Sketchers my friend.
     
  5. Dave

    Dave VIP Extreme Gold

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    About a month ago I learned a hard lesson. I can't trust a fart anymore. I excused myself and took care if business.

    Also, my sketchers are only a few months old.

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  6. PullMyFinger

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    Congrats on the new home.
     
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    those look like the shoes of someone with Down Syndrome :coffee:
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Are your jean cuffs hiding the velcro straps?
     
  9. Dave

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    Tough crowd :jj:
     
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  11. Dave

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    Just to keep you all updated on my day, I now own my first home and am at DMV taking my motorcycle permit test. Vroom vroom
     
  12. Brian

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    Rooks rike you wore your good jeans for the signing. :rolleye:
     
  13. Dave

    Dave VIP Extreme Gold

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    In fact I did
     
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    Palm-Bomb it and hurl it off to the side.. Then follow up with a faux-cough to get the air moving away from you
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I know the feeling. You're now house-poor so all you can afford to drive is a little scooter. Good luck. I've owned homes for many years and worked my way up to a 92 Kia.