I'm at the wheel of a $200 car

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Let's play some Late-Night Roadkill Game. :party:
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    One Slippy.

    or

    One Coon.

    Be safe bro! :c
     
  3. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Noted! :derp:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fucking faggits need to make picks.
     
  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wait, I heard you floss a Hyundai?
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hurr fucking Durr. I hear u buy into Schmopp's posts.

    Buy an Oreck lately?
     
  7. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    might as well just look for a hitchhiker and hit him doing 65
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    So defensive... look, I really don't care about your home maintenance... you can scoot around you hard woods with a swiffer feather shoved up your ass as far as I'm concerned.

    Just stop being so gay, tough guy.

    :hw:
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What's wrong with a Hyundai? I drive one and it's a little champ.
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Time remaining in commute home: 70 min
    Animals hit: 0
     
  11. Bye You!

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    1 beaver
     
  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :hug:

    I ran over a kitty but it didn't count cuz it was already dead. :grad:
     
  13. Bye You!

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    :bigcry:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't cry. Pretty sure the cat had a bomb strapped to it and it was headed for the local orphanage.
     
  15. Bye You!

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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Did it look anything like this?

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  17. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Peabody! :juggalo:
     
  18. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    What goes on here?
     
  19. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Just came damn fucking close to hitting a deer. :scared:

    Again. :facepalm:
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Some app you've got?