I'm at uni now and I'm too scared to talk to anyone

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Standing in a corner with a bunch of other shy guys just awkwardly staring at each other and not talking while everyone else seems to be having a party
     
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    You should just go home bro.
     
  3. Shivvy

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    You need to go develop a new character. This one is getting super boring
     
  4. garypagetwo

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    Maybe I should pretend to be a bloated man let with a red dot on my chin who gets drunk with kids and wares sunglasses in bars?
     
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    Gary, I bet all those jerks are making fun of you.

    Just fucking leave. Fuck it.
     
  6. garypagetwo

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    You know I can't do that
     
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    Yeah you can bro.
     
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    Leave before you start having a panic attack, bro.
     
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    First day of classes? Blow it off. You can get syllabi online. :grad:
     
  11. garypagetwo

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    No first day of classes is on Thursday. This is an intro day
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

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    Gary, are you stressed out bro?
     
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    Oh man. That has blowoff written all over it.
     
  14. garypagetwo

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    Standing outside the classroom with my class now. Everyone looks nice, but hardly anyone is talking. Waiting for more info
     
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    Gary, you should go get high. It will make the day funner.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    Stay cockstrong, Gar.
     
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    i hope they make you sit next to a bunch of jews.
    that way you can tell them how fucked up they are and they can laugh at what a loser, glitch you are.

    win win. :yay:
     
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    Go talk to the Muslim kids. They are a fun bunch, and would accept you into the group
     
  20. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    More bullshit from Gary from Indiana.