I'm back on the nightshift

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  1. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman Jedi Knight Of The Old Republic VIP

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    Yep.
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    post a pic of your knife
     
  3. BleedingGums

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    Wgas/wgaf
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    That is where they put the 'weird' people that can't interact properly with the 'normal' people.
     
  5. NipplesAndToes23

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    I'm back on the night shift. ~ said no successful person ever
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Isn't Driven by Demons on the night shift?
     
  8. Bro

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  9. The Boardsman

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    This guy has no idea.

    Get off the drugs and welfare.
     
  10. Gogol Boobdello

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    on the bright side the cleaning ladies take breaks often and leave their "equipment" behind
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Is that good to give yourself a suck job?
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    What's the backstory on this guy, his penis, and a vacuum?
     
  13. larryluncg

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    He was sexting with Amber19. Turns out Amber19 was a dude but he posted the whole conversation.
    The boardsman told Amber that he was wearing a gimp mask and had a vaccum cleaner attached to his cock. While they were texting he came and said he ate his own cum.

    :lol:
     
  14. DarkFriday

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  15. Capn Crud

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    This post delivered :lo5:
     
  16. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    The first and possibly only post-Lionel Ritchie hit for the Commodores.

     
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  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    If you've never seen this movie, you ought to. It's hilarious.
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    does nightshift know you are on her?
     
  20. Capn Crud

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    How's the knife, Bro?