I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
    I had a bluesman in the back, and a beautician at the wheel.
    We're going downtown in the middle of the night
    We was laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
    Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
    Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

    Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
    I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
    They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heeled shoes,
    They smokin' Lucky Strikes, wearing nylon too.
    Welcome back, we're nationwide.
    Yeah we bad, we're nationwide.

    Well I was movin' down the road in my V-8 Ford,
    I had a shine on my boots, I had my sideburns lowered.
    With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed,
    Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
    I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
    Girl I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.
     
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    kudos to the 'Top

    Tres Hombres for the win however
     
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    ITT we extol the virtues of that Lil' ol band from Texas. Tayhahs, as @dawg would say. :loco:
     
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    You're stupid and local. :nojj:
     
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    Beat dicks, RH Goatpiss.

     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    :lol:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    peyton-nationwide-chicken-parm-600.jpg
     
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    He still have you on block bro? :bigcry:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    JFC...you two could fuck up a mutual masturbation wet dream.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Of course not. I would never circumvent the block feature. :no:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    And don't get any ideas Phil!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Now I legit want a chicken parm sandwich. :nojj:
     
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    Yeah, quality stuff Phil.

    I got more work to do.
     
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