I'm being showered in free food today

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This morning my coworker came in with a big bag of McDonald's breakfast food and I was all like :buffet:

    And he gave me one of these and I was like :woot:


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    And then one of my other coworkers didn't want his so they were all like HEY CHRIZA YOU WANT THIS and I was all like SHO NUFF so I had two


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    And then at lunchtime I wasn't hungry anymore but I wanted a drink so I went to the convenience store to get a cold refreshing Gatorade and a 5 Hour Energy and the fat chick at the counter held out a box and was all like HEY YOU WANT SOME FREE PEANUTS and I was all like WUT and the box was full of little bags of Planter's peanuts, every variety

    So I took two bags :pig:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The Gods have truly smiled upon me this day
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    you are supposed to eat McDonald's breakfast sandwiches on the toilet like Tha Kid..sho nuff.
     
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    I hope you don't get fat
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

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    Chriza, if one of your co-workers wanted to poison you, I'm thinking it would be pretty easy to do. :jj:
     
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    Sounds like a goddamn dream.
     
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    You are going to be as fat as Shiv.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No one would do that :no:

    I am beloved by all :mrpeanut:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's okay, the new girl loves ugly guys
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What flava 5 Hour Energy?
     
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    Oh, then keep going.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The berry, I think

    I only started taking them this week because I've been staying up too late

    I blame daylight savings

    I go home from work, take a one hour nap, shoot a 5HE and I'm good to go
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold The Artist Formerly Known As KOAM

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    You're not a young boy anymore, you're one McDouble from a heart attack. Take it easy there.
     
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    It's piss.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :pray:
     
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    :eek: You stay up all night?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    McDoubles are awesome

    What the fuck was the name of that one burger they had that was trying to be like the Whopper? Had mayo? Discontinued?
     
  20. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold The Artist Formerly Known As KOAM

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    LOL I tried it but the Whopper blew it out of the water.


    Mmmm, whopper. Off to BK I go. :buffet: