I'm bored. Lets all start a new Religion, and get rich.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    We could have magic underwear, and speak in tongues.

    I'm not going to play with any poisonous snakes, so fuck that.
     
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    No fat chicks :nono:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hold on.

    Baylor is playing Missouri in 30 minutes. I'm out.

    That's a 3 vs 5 matchup.
     
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    L. Ron did it, why not.
     
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    the pastor should fuck enough whores to have 32 kids
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Dude. We don't want to exclude anyone, this is a Religion for all.

    So, we'll make chicks that weigh 130 or over, be like the Nuns of our religion. No sex from them, they just care for the rest of us.

    Fat chicks can cook like a motherfucker.
     
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    :coffee:


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    I don't wanna turn this into a Scientology thread, but did you know L. Ron is quoted as saying "now creating a religion, that's where the real money is" while he was still drawing comics? And people still pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for that shit.
     
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    Valid point... they'll be required to tithe more too.
     
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    all men must have a goatee
     
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    I'll bring the guns.
     
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    That's been done.

    It didn't end well at all. :coffee:



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    Can we name it The church of the 7th Day Saloonists?
     
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    We need to pretend to be real welcoming, but really, we'll cause more hate and discontent, while people give us their money.
     
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    :madsex:
     
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    I like it.
     
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    Call it the Greens we can worship the sun and the wind

    Greenists

    :c
     
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    Who ever has the most floors in Tiny Tower will be the ruler.
     
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    I actually don't like most people all that much and don't really enjoy big crowds so is there a way we can do this at arms length and not have to actually meet all these people?

    Maybe we can have an online church. Like this place :db:
     
  20. wicked smaaaht

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    I see what you are doing here :giggle: