I'm calling triple A

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    because my idiot nephew is a fucking moron
     
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    Ok.
     
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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I don't think they can help you with that.
     
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  6. Gwarn1

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    Can you get keys out of a locked car?
     
  7. Gwarn1

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    They could beat him with a tire iron
     
  8. OkbyeEric

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    Local PD will use the Slim Jim on the car and get them for you.
     
  9. Mike

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    I hope the same guy that started your car comes out. that should be fun :jj:
     
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    My local pd didn't even respond when somebody fired off 6 rounds from a 9 mil
     
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    Nope.
     
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    What a bunch of winners. :p
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jj:
     
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    Always have a spare :grad:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  16. Gwarn1

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    Now I'm late for my date with a jew broad
     
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    Gwart, PM me your location. I've got a slim jim and I can be there in roughly 5.5 hours.
     
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    Useless
     
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    thanks but they'll be here in an hour and the jew broad said she can meet me near my house instead of tacoma
     
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    related to you, presumably. :coffee:
     
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