Stern Show I'm confused, is this cat with the missing leg or missing eye

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethosternNew Foster Mochi Ball's story... A wonderful woman contacted me on IG telling me she was fostering a little nugget with a bad eye infection. I arranged for eye surgery from my eye specialist surgeon at LIVS. He has recovered perfectly and can see out of his existing eye. He is only 7-8 months old and is as perfect as can be!! Playful and happy and a cuddler!! And a kisser! (Licking my face as I type!) I usually keep a foster for as long as he needs me. He is perfect and ready to fly! He has melted my heart already and selfishly I wish he needed me longer!! To apply to adopt Mochi Ball: email bethsternfosters@gmail.com with your contact number, location and current pet situation. He gets along with cats and dogs and everyone!!!!! #mochiball. #imobsessedwithmochi#russianblue
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm no animal expert but that cat looks like it has a missing eye
     
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    Beth is multilating those poor cats!!!
     
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    Mochi Balls

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    It's hard to keep up with all the maimed cats Beth is collecting for attention-whoring. In addition to this one-eyed cat (Mochi Ball) she also has a 3-legged one (Halo). She's also bringing one who currently has 2 eyes (Leela Sophia) to the Vets to have an eye removed this week. Yoda is also having eye surgery soon, no word on what's being done to him. There may be more but I've lost count.
     
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    What
     
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    Well done on not giving her attention
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, this is three legged cat.

     
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    Poor kitties
     
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    Jew cupcakes? Wtf
     
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    Cat Munchhausen's Syndrome by Proxy!!!

    Barf has no brain, we know that.
     
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    :lol: Munchhausen's Syndrome by Proxy!!! @DiamondGoddess called it!!!
     
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    Thanks @WillyBest !!!

    I love tags.
     
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    What a weird little prison Howard has created for himself. He allows himself only a strict, bland diet of about five or so different foods. Yet he names every kitten that comes into that house after flavorful treats and desserts.

    His sex life is even more bland and limited than his diet. Yet he drools over 9-inchers, and asks every man he meets to discuss and perhaps show him -- or at least share pictures of -- his cock.

    I look forward to his parents dying, just so he can work delicious, fattening foods into his raging homosexual encounters, and be truly free for once.
     
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    TRIPOD!

    Strap a chain and handle on this kitty and you have a mobile pipe vise.... Sweet!
     
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    Uh, shouldn't antibiotics be tried first before yanking the eye out?
     
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    How does she know this cat gets along with everyone? She's only known it for what? 3 minutes?!!
    :facepalm:
    P.S. I fucking hate that "nugget" bullshit.
     
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    Nuggets fucking piss me off too :pissed:
     
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    Yes and she's been posting all day that she's "in love" with him and "obsessed" with him. What a loon.
     
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    Bowie is dead and she lives on. Geezus.
     
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