I'm considering a new method of pussy destruction.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I'm going to start telling chicks that I'm in the band Kasabian.

    :bigthink



    I think this one has some potential.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    OK.

    I need to revise this idea.

    I just did a GIS of this band, and this was NOT a sound idea.



    That's why we brainstorm these things together. :smile:
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    you alright man?
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    are you going to pretend to be the derek smalls character?

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  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    good try old man.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    is this one of those super quality threads you speak of?
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Hey!

    You're the married old lady around here.

    I'm the strapping bachelor.

    :c
     
  8. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    Just be yourself and tell the truth.

    chicks like Teeney will be all over you.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    This is not constructive 'brain storming'. These are just pure negative vibes.
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    you mean the strap-on bachelor right?
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    [​IMG]
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    ok you got me there. :facepalm:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Good idea not telling them you are in Phish, you'll only attract fag hippies that way.
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Duh.


    I'm in Queens of the Stone Age. Ever hear of them?

    :c




    No one knows what the fuck those guys look like.
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    All those dudes are old, married, and have kids.

    Talk about fucking up big time.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Mike Bone!!
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Good luck dave, hope it finally leads to you getting pussy.
     
  19. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i think you would have more luck if you told ladies you were a roadie in a boston cover band
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    'oh, hey. Whats going on. What do I do for a living? I'm in a band. Queens of the Stone Age. Ever hear of them?'

    take chick to her place, bang her, tell her I'm leaving on tour in 2 hours, bail.

    :bigthink