I'm convinced Jesus has taken away my ability to sleep

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :bigcry:

    I feel like blowing my mind up.
     
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    Devil music.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    Jesus hates you
     
  5. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Garth Brooks fans have no trouble sleeping.
    True story
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Because he's boring?
     
  7. RobsDad

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    image.jpg I'll sleep when I'm dead...
     
  8. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    When you lay down just concentrate on your breathing. I mean really focus on each breath, hear it, feel it.

    Then before you know it, the birds will be singing their happy song to help wake you from your restful sleep.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    It's 7:15 there and 5:15 here.

    Cry me a river.
     
  10. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    best advice ITT so far, IMO.
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Mine I mean. Not Teds.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Jack off, attention skank!
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Nah, they sex themselves to sleep to his songs :)
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Of course Teds wasn't really advice, more like west coast whining.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You don't think I've already tried that???? Twice???
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I was wide awake at 530 :nocheer:
     
  19. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Right.
     
  20. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Thank you.