I'm convinced Jesus has taken away my ability to sleep

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :bigcry:

    I feel like blowing my mind up.
     
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    Devil music.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    Jesus hates you
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Garth Brooks fans have no trouble sleeping.
    True story
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Because he's boring?
     
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    image.jpg I'll sleep when I'm dead...
     
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    When you lay down just concentrate on your breathing. I mean really focus on each breath, hear it, feel it.

    Then before you know it, the birds will be singing their happy song to help wake you from your restful sleep.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    It's 7:15 there and 5:15 here.

    Cry me a river.
     
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    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    best advice ITT so far, IMO.
     
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    Mine I mean. Not Teds.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Jack off, attention skank!
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nah, they sex themselves to sleep to his songs :)
     
  14. zingger

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    Of course Teds wasn't really advice, more like west coast whining.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You don't think I've already tried that???? Twice???
     
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    I was wide awake at 530 :nocheer:
     
  19. PLZ callmeTED

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    Right.
     
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    Thank you.