I'm convinced Jesus has taken away my ability to sleep

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :bigcry:

    I feel like blowing my mind up.
     
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    Devil music.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Jesus hates you
     
  5. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Garth Brooks fans have no trouble sleeping.
    True story
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Because he's boring?
     
  7. RobsDad

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    image.jpg I'll sleep when I'm dead...
     
  8. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    When you lay down just concentrate on your breathing. I mean really focus on each breath, hear it, feel it.

    Then before you know it, the birds will be singing their happy song to help wake you from your restful sleep.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    It's 7:15 there and 5:15 here.

    Cry me a river.
     
  10. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    best advice ITT so far, IMO.
     
  11. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Mine I mean. Not Teds.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Jack off, attention skank!
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nah, they sex themselves to sleep to his songs :)
     
  14. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Of course Teds wasn't really advice, more like west coast whining.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You don't think I've already tried that???? Twice???
     
  16. crazypreacher

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I was wide awake at 530 :nocheer:
     
  19. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Right.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Thank you.