I'm convinced Jesus has taken away my ability to sleep

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    :bigcry:

    I feel like blowing my mind up.
     
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    Devil music.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    :bigthink
     
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    Jesus hates you
     
  5. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Garth Brooks fans have no trouble sleeping.
    True story
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

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    Because he's boring?
     
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    image.jpg I'll sleep when I'm dead...
     
  8. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    When you lay down just concentrate on your breathing. I mean really focus on each breath, hear it, feel it.

    Then before you know it, the birds will be singing their happy song to help wake you from your restful sleep.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    It's 7:15 there and 5:15 here.

    Cry me a river.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    best advice ITT so far, IMO.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Mine I mean. Not Teds.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Jack off, attention skank!
     
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    Nah, they sex themselves to sleep to his songs :)
     
  14. zingger

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    Of course Teds wasn't really advice, more like west coast whining.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

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    You don't think I've already tried that???? Twice???
     
  16. crazypreacher

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    I was wide awake at 530 :nocheer:
     
  19. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Right.
     
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    Thank you.