I'm cooking a frozen chicken

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I quartered it, but how much longer does it have to go? than thawed...
     
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    BTW, Howard is the chicken...
     
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    Howard doesn't eat meat anymore because Beth told him not too . . .

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    P.S. He was down to chicken. Then after no more chicken only turkey. And then it was just Salmon as well as other fish (No Lobster or Shellfish though. Because Beth told them they have brains and feel pain when there killed) . . .
     
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    I'm not Howard. Or am I?
     
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    How many cups of "Shroom" tea have you had, son?
     
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    Don't yell at me.
     
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    Engagement or otherwise?
     
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    Did the chicken have large talons?
     
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    otherwise, baking with flour on top and butter on top.
     
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    shove a stick up its ass and eat :D
     
  11. Herc

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    Is Howard even Howard anymore?
     
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    Step 1: Heat up peanut oil in a large pot.

    Step 2: Take chicken directly from freezer and plaze in boiling hot peanut oil.

    Step 3: Watch closely while chicken is "cooking"

    Step 4: Serve and enjoy.

    Bonus tips: Best around friends and family, as it will spark a conversation piece!
     
  13. FCCstandards

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    No
     
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    okay, attention seeking fag!!!!!
     
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    60 seconds in the microwave should do the trick.
     
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    I'm baking it. Wait, let me stick my head in the oven. I'll be right back. It's a gas stove. No worries.
    Step 4: Serve and enjoy.
     
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    Hey Mutt, how's it going over there? :giggle:
     
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    Wrong....I'm Howard. Howard Stern.
     
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    It did.
     
  20. MutteringJohn

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    How does a frozen chicken cross the road.