I'm crapping right now for the first time in a long time

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  1. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    My whole life I've been taking my craps for granted. I can't get my sphincter in order, and I've been a huge burden to my colon :( My farts are all successful, and I just can't seem to get anything right. I'm sorry :(
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    what do you mean by "successful"
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No pics?
     
  4. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    It's been a while, huh?

    Hope you don't dislocate your hip in the process. :c
     
  6. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    it's a relative term.
     
  7. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    all we can do is hope and pray, thanks for the support Dave.