Im currently at work and posting this from my new phone

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    Theyre paying me $29/h to surf the web. I literally do maybe 30min of work a day...
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    No one gives a fuck Gary. Sorry bud.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  4. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    What phone do you have?
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    lg g2
     
  7. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thread needs french fries.
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    No it doesnt
     
  9. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    What day is it where you are, Gary?
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Hey Gar :mrpeanut:
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Gary?
     
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    How'd you land this sweet gig?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Clumpy Blood Clots Gold

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    This peperoni titted fool is a full blown bullshitter
    Go fuck yer self Gar.
     
  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    You don't have a job and you only have a phone because your mommy and daddy bought one for you.

    When's the next song coming out, Twink? :gary:
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    If any of you started this same thread on a board full of Norwegians, would you have reported your salary in krones, or would you still state it in dollars because who fucking knows what a krone is worth?

    Norwegian girlbaby Gary has better command of idiomatic English than Animalgod, and he posts about feet and pounds, and he describes money in dollars.

    Fake fuck is fake.
     
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    there was this sign "Homosexual Fluffers Needed."
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  18. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    nfbuckeye bloody, but unbowed. VIP

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  20. DrivenByDemons

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    Nice phone Gary.