Im currently at work and posting this from my new phone

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Theyre paying me $29/h to surf the web. I literally do maybe 30min of work a day...
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    No one gives a fuck Gary. Sorry bud.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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  5. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    What phone do you have?
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    lg g2
     
  7. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thread needs french fries.
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    No it doesnt
     
  9. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    What day is it where you are, Gary?
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Hey Gar :mrpeanut:
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Gary?
     
  12. Xhorder

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    How'd you land this sweet gig?
     
  13. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    This peperoni titted fool is a full blown bullshitter
    Go fuck yer self Gar.
     
  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    You don't have a job and you only have a phone because your mommy and daddy bought one for you.

    When's the next song coming out, Twink? :gary:
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    If any of you started this same thread on a board full of Norwegians, would you have reported your salary in krones, or would you still state it in dollars because who fucking knows what a krone is worth?

    Norwegian girlbaby Gary has better command of idiomatic English than Animalgod, and he posts about feet and pounds, and he describes money in dollars.

    Fake fuck is fake.
     
  16. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    there was this sign "Homosexual Fluffers Needed."
     
  17. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  18. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    nfbuckeye Total Coverage

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  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Nice phone Gary.