WTF I'm dating a vegetarian...

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  1. ninifunkhauser

    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    ....and its nearly 2am, I'm starving, he's sleeping, and all he has is fake meat chunks and celery in the fridge. Sweet
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    Damn I want a Royale with cheese
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I don't know how to break this to you, but I think he might be gay :secret:
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    what man doesn't eat meat?
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    I know... Whenever we go out and I order a steak they automatically hand it to him and we awkwardly switch plates
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    The biggest turnoff a girl can do in front of me is eat food. Does that make me weird? :eek:
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    I guess we aren't meant to be :tears2:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Just don't do it in front of me :hug:


    If it's like an ice cream cone or something, I can tolerate that.
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    What if I'm on a constant juice fast
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Or a sucker. :c
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You should cook something for him and disguise the meat. After the meal break the news that he just ate meat. If he throws a fit, tell him you can't date a sissy boy. Finito!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    no, that grosses me out too. i don't want to think about girls being animal-like creatures needing nourishment, devouring food, mashing it up with their teeth, swallowing it, etc.

    but at the same time, a juice fast is too overboard too.
     
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    whats worse seeing a woman eat or take a dump?
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    Female dumping can be pretty discrete believe it or not
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    Bacon is the cure for vegetarianism. Do it. Set him free.

    Unless it's a religious diet, it can easily be broken. Hell, he already got a girl and that's the main reason why most guys do stupid stuff.
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    Not religious. Sometimes I think he just sticks with it because he's been doing it for like 20 years. Lame reason.
     
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    a gay one
     
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    How do you figure? Did his dick taste like shit?





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