I'm drinking already.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    It's 5:00 o clock somewhere.

    So many calories. So much pain. :emperor:

    I'm gonna be wasted and passing out by the time it's time to play poker later.
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Bro? What's your deal?
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Call me.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You fucker, I'm eating a salad as we speak so I can be healthy like you and what are you doing?

    Singing and dancing!
     
  5. Bro

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    A salad? :funny: I bet it's loaded with sat fat.
     
  6. Bro

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    Maybe.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Um I dunno how can you tell?

    I got it at a salad bar
     
  8. Bro

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    What kind of dressing?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    How did I know you were gonna ask :facepalm: :jj:

    Blue cheese :shucks:

    WHICH IS LOW CARB
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Chriza why are you so fat?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno! :pissed:
     
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    I' jelly
     
  13. Bro

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    HAHA! Of course I was gonna ask and I have so many more questions. Ok just one more.

    But blue cheese dressing is loaded with sat fat.

    My next Question was gonna be did you put any cheese on the salad but you answered that with the dressing question.

    Any bacon or chicken or more cheese on the salad?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No meat at all. They had some eggs which I got because I felt like it.
     
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    Why can't you have chicken???
     
  16. Avery

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    i drank a can of coke with my chicken and broccoli :asian:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can, I just don't like meat in salads
     
  18. Bro

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    Egg yolks? They are high in sat fat and cholesterol.
     
  19. Lemmy

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    First you destroy your colon and now your liver is taking a beating. :coffee:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I barely got any. I got it for protein along with some beans