im drunk and about to get valentines day pussy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    youre not

    :owned:
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    don't drive :jail:
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You're getting the same pussy that you've been having for the past way too fucking long.

    Congrats.

    :c
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    nope. she shaved tonight :cheer:
     
  5. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    pics or never happend
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ive done this before :bigthink
     
  7. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    maybe next time :)

    [video=youtube;RMKg2zxfTII]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMKg2zxfTII[/video]
     
  8. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    whats the guy's name?
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    you're right.
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    got a new hairbrush for the occasion?
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Finished?
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    dont be silly. thats for guat whores
     
  13. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    same here.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    got slow jamz on cued up.

    Keith Sweat
    Boyz II Men
    Silk
    Next
     
  15. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I heard that New Kids On The Block are touring with 98 degrees and Boyz 2 Men

    That would be the perfect evening for you

    :yes:
     
  16. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    make sure her moustache doesnt have any residual stubble
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i saw NKOTB and Lady Gaga in Miami 4 years ago
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    facial hair is for faggots
     
  19. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    you get a hooker or something? I thought you wife was still on her boog fucking tour?
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :nooo: