I'm drunk, and I won!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Psyche, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Boom. My girl did what I wanted today. AND!! I just put her to sleep w/ the D. :slick:

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  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    You should wake her and give it to her again

    instead of posting with us losers
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

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    It's good that she doesn't nag you to go to bed with her. Us men need to stay up late and fuck around.
     
  4. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Nah. She was surly. We aggressive boned. I'm glad she's asleep.
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  5. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    She snores :fil:
     
  6. Bro

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    I'm all for separate bedrooms.
     
  7. WillyBest

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    Stick something in her mouth.
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    damn, when my wife takes ambien she snores too

    I use ear buds
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    She did that at my house, too. Really irritating.
     
  10. deverrant

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    I'm hoping to get laid tomorrow night. If all goes well.
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Do you snore?
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :lol:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Not that I know of. :dontknow:
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'll let you know. :)
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I warned you. In fact, half the board warned you and you didn't believe it.
     
  16. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Heh. ;)
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you boys just keep on believing that it's all about the almighty penis

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    Makeup sex is the best.
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Keep thinking women mean more to us than a couple of wet holes.
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    damn that broad needs some sun